actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

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animericans:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

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pauldehaan:

When someone asks you if you’re ‘Team Peeta’ or ‘Team Gale’

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When someone takes a powerful story about unjust governments, the strength and weakness of a young girl thrust into a violent and terrifying world, and young children being forced to kill each other to make a ‘point’t, and turns it into a fucking love story. 

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teencry:

how i comfort my friends:

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happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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