ima-stalker-and-i:

ima-stalker-and-i:

ima-stalker-and-i:

SOME KID ASKED ME WHAT I PUT IN MY MARCHING UNIFORM BAG AND I SAID THE DEAD BODIES OF MY ENEMIES I THINK HES MORTIFIED OH MY GOD

GUYS I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE I SAID THAT. IM MORTIFIED TOO.

GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via laughteritis)


ladypants:

second-and-sleeping:

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

IM CRYING

WHY WAS THAT LAST ONE ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL?

(via piggyazalae)


aca-awsome:

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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well then

(via kenziehitsitfromthebaritones)


subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

(via hardknockstrokes)


urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

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blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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